I know the secret.

When a lock is unlocked, they become a clock!

I was predicting a windows crash..........

But I was close. LOL. I liked it, keep it up!

one word.........

BRILLIANT! I of very few love your sick and twisted humor, its the best stuff ever

hmm, im not sure this was worth the front page.

It was very buggy, a lot of times, enemies i killed would spawn right where i killed them. I sat for 2 minuts killing oldlady, where the enemy spawned right where i killed her. Plus, I got game overs for no reason. I captured the enemy's flag, then killed an enemy who had my flag, then once i got my flag, the game said game over. I didnt see any rules or anything in the game, so im not sure if it was me or that the game really is kinda buggy.

dude wtf

i hate when people make games and make em to big for browsers, i cant see the bottom of the dam levels